When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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