Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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