Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do plants get herpes?
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