I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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