I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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