Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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