Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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