worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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