he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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