Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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