its not stalking. its research.
high people should be assigned attendants
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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