Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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