brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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