I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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