I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and she was petting her beer can
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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