too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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