Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just sent this text using only my big toe
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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