It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize