would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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