How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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