hotel room ftw
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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