do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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