is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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