he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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