You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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