i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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