I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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