My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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