But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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