I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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