Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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