I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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