I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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