I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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