if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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