She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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