We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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