If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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