therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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