I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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