he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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