So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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