Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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