Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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