well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You're a waste of cheezeits
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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