So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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