great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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