she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Dick very happy bro
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