Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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