Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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