Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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