I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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