He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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