I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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