after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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