she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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